The Wirral Groan – Issue 2 is Here! 🚨🔥
They tried to bury the truth, but it just wouldn't stay down! Our second issue is fresh off the press – 24 pages of scandalous scoops, and stories they’d rather you didn’t read.
For just £4 (plus P&P), you can own the only paper brave enough to say it like it is. Don’t just witness the chaos—grab it, hold it, and read it before they try to make it disappear again.
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The Wirral Groan is Back!
We’re back and louder than ever! Bigger, bolder, and now featuring all your favourite Wirral Groan characters, brought to life through a dodgy AI system developed by Michelle Suit during her stint in HMP Liverpool! You won’t want to miss this one—everyone will be talking about it!
In a world of fake news, it is often easy to forget who to trust.
The Wirral Groan has been Wirral's most trusted satrical local news source since 2001.
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All news is local, satirical, and possibly written under duress. Any resemblance to real events is purely coincidental - or is it?